From the bottom of a processor.

Beep.

Initiating system boot process
Analyzing system status, please wait…

System analyze complete.

Loading Operating system
collecting required data

loading…
Microsoft windows Humanoid [version 1.0]
Copyright 1985-2023 Microsoft Corp.

load successfully completed.

Windows has detected that it had not been shut down properly before and the system time and date has been reset. Do you want to update time and date now?

…y

Updating time and date.
Connecting to the main server.
Error 14800.
Cannot connect to the server at this time, please try later.
Updating time and date failed.

Please wait while windows is analyzing the environment…

Analyze complete.

Launching the program love/soulmate/the one finder, shake middle sensor to cancel.

Loading…
Collecting data…

Load completed.

Running the love/soulmate/the one finder…
Scanning the area of 25 mile radius for matching subjects, please wait…

35 Subjects found.

15/35 Are committed.
12/35 Are homosexual.
8/35 Are available.
None of the subjects possess the standard requirements.

Do you want to try connecting to one of the available subjects?

…n

…areaexpand radius=m50

Expanding the area radius to 50 miles.
Successful.

Running the love/soulmate/the one finder…
Scanning the area of 50 mile radius for matching subjects, please wait…

68 Subjects found.

30/68 Are committed.
17/68 Are homosexual.
11/68 Are Unavailable.
10/68 Are available.

Beep.

One of the available subjects exceeds the standard requirements.

Do you want to try connecting to ID 198.58.55.1

…y

Connecting to ID 198.58.55.1 please wait…

Established connection with ID 198.58.55.1

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Connection lost.
Try again?

…y

Connecting to ID 198.58.55.1 please wait…
Connection established.

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Connection lost.
Try again?

…y

Connecting to ID 198.58.55.1 please wait…
Fatal error.
Subject out of range.
Try again?

…y

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Subject out of range.
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Error.
System overload…
Continue?

…y

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Major System failiure.
intiating emergency shutdown sequence.
Shutting down in 5 seconds.

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